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Unbounce CEO Rick Perreault "All along we thought testing would let marketers find out what really works, but it turns out you just get the highest paid person you can find, ask them what they think, and go with their decision."
Doesn't that change your business entirely?
"Absolutely", says Rick. "You don't always have a really high-paid person around to ask, so we're switching to a HaaS model (HIPPO as a Service)"
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From the creators of Unbounce.com
"My HiPPO says meta keyword tag repetitions * keyword density / (√# of reciprocal links) - PageRank = your ranking in Google. Thus, I'm just making sure that number comes out "1" for all my pages."
Rand Fishkin
CEO & Co-Founder, SEOmoz
"On the advice of my HiPPO, we just fired all of our Optimization Strategists. As it turns out, guessing works just as well as testing. Who knew!"
Chris Goward
Co-Founder & CEO of WiderFunnel Marketing Optimization
"My HiPPO suggested that we try using different animal icons for our "Follow me on Twitter" links. We're starting with a donkey - I think customers will totally get it."
Dan Martell
Co-Founder of Flowtown
"As a serial entrepreneur, this new HaaS business model is music to my ears. Now, when I'm pitching to an investor I just have one slide saying "I'm right". Money in the bank."
David Hauser
Founder of Grasshopper and Chargify
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